출처 : 여성시대 플래티넘블론드
여-하
틱톡이나 인스타 릴스 열심히 하는 여시들이라면 이미 이 노래를 이미 들어봤을 것임
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E&ab_channel=UnidiscMusic
이 노래의 가사를 주의깊게 들어보면 노래 가사 전체가 '나는 소추가 싫어요' 라는 것을 알수있음
'Short, Short Man'
- 가사 전문 / 일부 번역 -
Don't want no short dick man
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Uh! Uh! Uh
Isn't that cute an extra belly button (그거 혹시 배꼽이니?)
You need to put your pants back on honey (애기야 바지 다시 입어야겠땅)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Iny weeny
Iny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away (혹시 그 x같이 쪼꼬만거 치우는데 핀셋이라도 필요하니?)
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life (정말 내가 살다살다 이렇게 작은 x은 처음본당)
Get the fuck outta here (재호사라져즘)
Don't want no short dick man
이 노래는 무려 94년에 발매되었고 앨범 커버는 이렇게 생겼음
진짜 이렇게 생겼음 내가 만든거 아님
암튼 오늘 이 노래를 스포티파이에서 듣다가 이 가수의 다른 노래가 자동재생됐는데 다음 노래가 또 골때림
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEsNHlkEkXk&ab_channel=UnidiscMusic
'Mr. Personality' (성격 좋은 남자)
가사 전문/일부 번역
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly, hahaha (사람들이 너 성격 좋은 남자라고 하는거 니가 너무 못생겨서 그런거임)
You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality, Mr.-Mr.-Mr. Personality) You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality)
When I look at you
I go out of my mind (널 보면 미칠것같음)
It's like I'm looking at
Someone's behind (마치 누군가의 뒷모습을 보는것같달까)
You make the children scream
And babies cry (넌 아이들이랑 애기들을 울림)
With your crusty teeth
And your blood shot eyes (너의 주상절리와 핏발선 눈으로)
You're so ugly
Your dad had a tie of porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with ya (너의 아버지는 강아지가 너랑 놀게 하기 위해서 네 목에 돼지고기를 둘러야 했음)
Uh, that's ugly haha
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality, Mr.-Mr.-Mr. Personality) You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality)
No matter what you wear
Your face doesn't matter (넌 뭘 입든 얼굴이 못받쳐줌)
I don't think you were born
You had to be hatched (내생각에 넌 알에서 태어난것같음)
Everyone you meet
Gets one hell of a scare
They can't fall asleep (널 만난 사람들은 다 쫄아서 밤에 잠을 못잠)
'Cause you're a walking nightmare (왜냐면 너는 인간 나잇메어거든)
You're so ugly
I heard that when you were born, doctor slapped your momma (너 태어났을때 의사가 너희 엄마 한대 쳤다며)
Huhaha, man that's ugly
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality, Mr.-Mr.-Mr. Personality) You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality)
You make Frankenstein look like Johnny Depp (너랑 있으면 프랑켄슈타인이 조니뎁으로 보일듯)
And when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck (너가 길건너면 교통사고남)
You asked my grandma if she needed help with the bags
I've never seen an old lady run so fast (너가 우리 할머니한테 가방 들어드린다고 했을때 나는 노인네가 그렇게 빨리 뛰는거 처음봤음)
Jeez look at thoses glasses
Are thoses coke bottles or something?, hahaha (세상에 니 안경좀봐 무슨 콜라병도 아니고)
Is that your face or did your neck throw up something? (그거 혹시 얼굴이야? 아니면 너가 토해놓은 무언가?)
They call you Mr. Personality because you're so ugly
You're so ugly
(Mr. Personality, Mr.-Mr.-Mr. Personality) You're so ugly
대체 인생에서 어떤 남자들을 봐왔기에 이분에게서 이런 주옥같은 명곡들이 쏟아져 나온건지 조금 궁금해지는 대목임
뭔가 비슷한 다른 노래가 많은것같은데 아직 안들어봄 관심있는 여시들은 유튜브에 Gillette를 검색해보세요
노래듣다가 충동적으로 쓴 글인데 문제시..핀셋들고 작은 그것 치우러감
쩌리 글 처음써봐서 가독성이 좀 후져도 이해좀 ㅎ